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Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths

Amazon.com Price: $12.99 (as of 08/04/2023 22:03 PST- Details)

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A no-holds-barred, medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb from the Dirtbag Astrologer himself!
Astrology–what is it good for? Consistent with Alberto Toribio, The Dirtbag Astrologer, this ancient art is best for getting laid, destroying your enemies, and making improvements to your life. Not necessarily in that order. But perhaps in that order? Toribio guides readers through the horrible bits and bobs of the twelve sun signs, from Cancer the Simp to Aggro Aries. You’re going to feel attacked, and You’re going to laugh bitterly in regards to the signs of your exes, and afterwards, You’re going to follow Toribio through the whats and whys of Moon and Rising Signs, Houses, Transits, and other the most important information with a purpose to lay bare your emotional truths and perhaps elicit a giggle or two. Follow along for this lovingly degenerate handbook to the stars from an astrologer who provides you with the hard truths, even if it hurts (especially when it hurts).

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Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths
Amazon.com Price: $12.99 (as of 08/04/2023 22:03 PST- Details)

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